★captain awesome★

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ernbarassing:

“Is it push or pull” I panic to myself as the doors come closer

tomlinstop:

captainoftoast:

fuckyeahmusearmy:

thefabulousdangergays:

mrcraabs:

do you really love your parents? I bet you cant name 4 of their albums

“get dressed it’s 4pm”

“you’ve been sat at that computer all day”

“tidy your god-damn room”

and who can forget their biggest seller “don’t give me that attitude”

bonus track: Forget It, Young Lady

but we can’t forget: ”put on a coat its freezing out there”

& my personal favourite “cause i say so”

stonecoldblue:

itslikethatfrenchthing:

scienceing:

scienceing:

my friend was cold so I told her to stand in a corner

corners are 90 degrees

I had to lean back in my chair and stare out the window for several minutes because I am so done with this website.

god dammit

soycrates:

endreal:

avatar-addiction:

nicotineenema:

Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually

shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl

shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg

shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in a happy, friendly tone.

amy41319:

vive-la-vie-boheme:

mauvecardigans:

kissedbyflame:

captainwolfos:

atumn:

mitt romney has a crush on obama pass it on

Mitt Romney has a crush on a llama, pass it on.

Mitt Romney once crushed a llama, pass it on.

Mitt Romney wants Bush to samba, pass it on.

Mitt Romney gave birth to Osama, pass it on.

Mitt Romney shits enchiladas, pass it on

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logicaly:

ophelimos:

felislowlydisappearing:

smokepotwithme:

salty-smiles:

debilis:

THE LIGHTS ARE MOVING OMFG

wow, what a view

I’ve seen only the first half of the image and thought “ugh, what a stupid black picture” but then I scrolled down and saw the lights - “wow”

If you zoom in or look closely you can see the stars wow this is amazing

I totally thought that was just dust on my laptop screen ^